Wilson Cissel's Jokes

Welcome!

This is the successor to my jokes YouTube channel. I've put together a collection of jokes here for you to enjoy. Click "Next" to start!

What is a student's favorite food?

Stew... because it sounds like 'stu-dents'!

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

Pouch potato!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired!

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!